Friday, June 11, 2010

My Friend Was in Jail

Do you remember my friend (who I would refer to only as "Dyson")? Probably not, because I never posted anything regarding Dyson, who lives in Atlanta and still owes me a significant amount of cocaine. I got this ridiculous email from him a couple of days ago, out of the blue, and this guy accuses me of snitching on him or something that made him go to jail.

Obviously I was insulted because I did not tell anyone of our private business and denied his accusations (since when do I rat out other members of the Revolution - treason against other Revolutionary officers must be punished by firing squad?). I did stay diplomatic because as it turned out after several verifications by other people he accused that he was not lying. I would buy from him again, but no more fronting ridiculous amounts of money.

But I have to hand it to him; he incorrectly thought that I had purposely ratted him out, but still Dyson did not mention me or the others involved at the trial and instead chose jail. If you are reading this and agree with me on my "opinion" (because seriously you guys my opinion also happens to be fact, since I'm that vain but also because it is the only logical one), if you are reading this, you are a member of the Revolution.

"United by Chemicals" would be a good title for a book for me to write about this subject eventually. That is what the Revolution is all about.

-@llison Fairweather

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