Today I attempted a godforsaken experiment. I drove my car (don't think my car is in good shape - it's an early 90s Mercedes-Benz. I wish it was Hitler's car.
Anyway, after I finished torturing babies and there were only a few left (these the NSDAP killed because I was to tired to commit holocausts). Then I went to the Germans' mess hall and acknowledged the fact that I am in fact a Polish Jew.
So since I speak German I convinced them to play cards with me out of boredom. The cards eventually froze and crumpled in the Polish winter, so I applied to be a member of the sonderkommandos, in charge of herding the prisoners to the gas chambers (and given a stick or whip - what idiots the Germans were, although everyone was drunk all the time anyway). The reason why Zyklon-B was used to kill the prisoners. Alcoholism was rampant among the German guards because murdering people daily I suppose can take a hit on the soul.
God, I wish I was in the Holocaust myself - much of my information comes from old Germans in jail and overconfident American soldiers and a small group of girls in one of France's Joy Divisions based in Egypt, getting slaughtered by the British Expeditionary Force.
The war was won by Britain before it was over. Churchill's fanaticism would have gone from destroying the French fleet, invading Norway, and bombing the German city of Dresden out of existence.
The truth is that most leaders in the Second World War did want to help their people - both Hitler of Germany and Tojo of Japan wanted what is called today lebensraum in German - living space/living room. The point is that Germany wanted to gain large amounts of land while Germany's ridiculous alliances in the First World War bickered. Just look at France right now - it's still a member of NATO, which is evidenced by 1) French PC attitudes - 2) Racism, 3) More Racism, 4) Culture - if you are to be a president or diplomat you must understand the other guy's culture. Barack Hussein Obama, I don't think he's a godawful HUMAN BEING in fact he's probably really cool in real life (he visited south Alabama laughing at a young boy spinning on a ball - great idea on how to help).
Unfortunately, because I live in a country that IS NOT AS FREE AS THE UNITED ARAB EMIRATES, and it seems that the United States (it's not hard to spot a police hooker) is mostly to blame for the worthless "drug war" - this is the equivalent to buying cocaine for $50 an ounce in Bogota, Colombia. If I do not commit suicide, I will update you on Ashleen's status eventually. Probably when she dies (I get $21,000, an old car, and custody of my young sister Valerie). Valerie is like 12 or something; I doubt she would understand "death."
I MEAN WHEN YOU ARE GOING WITH YOUR FATHER THE COLONEL SEVERAL TIMES A WEEK AND SELLING MOONSHINE, WINE, AND HASHISH FOR SHITLOADS and that's not even why I'm rich. Rich. What does this mean? My family is in the top 5% of people who get good pay. Why do I complain about this? Well, my Father gets paid over $250,000 a year drill/language training for hours on end. These prisoners are being fashioned to become militarily useful. AIDS patients are the first line of defence. Yes, 10-year-old kids with brain cancer and WILL NOT LIVE often and if I were the doctor I would inform the father (or the guy himself, if he was awake by then) that two out of their three children have died from throat-slashing and order for the man to have a plane ticket to see his injured daughter, slit from ear to ear and losing blood fast.
Unfortunately, as a fellow Girl and depressed person, I can completely understand the actions of Debra, the mother. What probably happened was that Debra slashed two people's throats, following this by doing a half-assed killing of her final daughter, who ended up surviving. The OBVIOUS thing we've got going here is that this case is actually a suicide - an intentional suicide. This happens to mothers that I've seen before; they are so depressed, they are in total despair and have no one to turn to...Debra should have gotten a therapist (I have one and he is very helpful what with the pills and the dissociation identity disorder and PTSD).
So in my drugs class I'm starting to realise a few patterns. Mr. E- told us to be careful about what to say as there are some law enforcement bastards in the class. I've already identified two - when you're a drug dealer you can separate the ice cream from the Chocolate Sundae Feces. Sadly, the main thing I'm looking for is being a starfucker but the problem is that this godforsaken place is never gonna have anyone worthy of starfucking unless the next WWF PPV has a main event between Barack Obama and Dwayne Johnson where The Rock is paid to lose 'cause such is rasslin' and the U.S. President also becomes the WWF World Heavyweight Championship. Among the other greats like Steve Austin, Shawn Michaels, Bret Hart, Mark Calloway, Mick Foley, Kane, and Vince McMahon (I am not mentioning anything after 2001 - they fucked up the Invasion storyline so much that not only are there no real feuds leading to Survivor Series 2001 - only the Undertaker versus Austin and Angle beat up his brother - a little-known fact is that the Undertaker was paid to lose a match against Steve Austin, the two Greats, the SmackDown! before, but Mark Calloway being WHO HE IS (MR. WrestleMania Wins 30-1) and knowing that Vince would NEVER FIRE HIM BECAUSE LAST I CHECKED, WHICH WAS '97, Calloway and Bret Hart beat the shit out of the obvious steroid user and Shawn Michaels was almost killed as a result of winning a match against Hart (a 'shoot' - where it's 100% real and kind of rare, but occurs as a result of conspiracy and Vince McMahon's fear that Bret Hart, WWF World Heavyweight Champion would take the belt to WCW - the REAL "FAKE" One - LOOK AT HOW OFTEN THE WORLD TITLE WAS TRADED! When a major title belt is held by a different person EVERY WEEK the thing LOSES ITS VALUE.
After all, look at the WWF wrestlers today - half I've never heard of, half I've never seen do anything interesting, and all of which cause my to say...who? Yet violence is violence so blood is blood. I should go to Britain, join MI6, and shoot whoever I wish with my LICENSE 2 KILL!
Obama, you're safe though. You're an embarrassment to the country but at least you're not Joe "Nikita No, Really, the CIA DID shoot the bastard Kennedy, not me!" Khrushchev-Biden" or even worse - Nancy Pelosi, whose mind is in the clouds and her hand down Medvedev's pants.
"Stop giving me a handjob," Medvedev said, prior to climaxing.
-Thank the Primordial Enchantress that this has not actually happened...yet.
Also, ha-ha, you Virgins - keep playing DnD 'cause it's too complicated for me and my anatomy is too complicated for you. "Ovulate" is not a magick spell, you fat fucks.
-@llison
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