Because you see, though I'm 23 years old, with a very high GPA in college. I use meth, alcohol, marijuana, tobacco, alprazolam, diazepam, and hydromorphone. I have a 3.5.
The exact truth is that it is actually better for someone to chronically (pun not intended) smoke marijuana than if he were not to. I first will tell you of the bad things about marijuana - if you're an addict you might have a chance of getting asthma, another likely chance of bronchitis and emphysema (I am developing this).
The truth is that more people should smoke marijuana because of the fact that it prevents cancer of all forms and also is very effective in curing brain cancer by killing the cancerous cells while sparing the non-malignant ones. This is one of the things that most people don't know. After all, if your grandmother were in terrible pain so that she has to take oxymorphone (50mg of this will almost always induce emesis and/or severe respiratory depression in a non-addict) would you rather have her TAKE DRUGS than to have her in constant pain.
What you morons do not understand is geriatrics, pain, and mindset. My grandfather two weeks ago died due to a complication involving a combination of renal failure and respiratory failure. In other words, Grandfather Peter died because his kidneys failed and he also stopped breathing. For several months now, I have been paranoid about dying (I have increased the amount of alprazolam, diazepam, oxycodone, and oxymorphone that I take, since I am included in Grandfather Peter's will and apparently due to receive some money, about $300,000.
Am I happy about this? No! On the black market, according to some of my dangerous friends, kidneys cost upwards of $50,000 a piece when sold (it is illegal to sell your own organs). I offered the 91-year-old man my own kidney (both of which are probably not that much better but I wanted to do a good deed and sell this man one of my kidneys - I figured that it could extend his life a few more years in exchange for my own years caused by addiction to alcohol, Valium, Xanax, Dilaudid, Desoxyn, Ultra-Strength Concerta, 3 other sedatives in relation to blood pressure, and SEROQUEL. 400mg of Seroquel mixed with alcohol is my best recommendation on how to commit suicide. Seroquel (Quetiapine) is the new Qualude (methaqualone).
Seriously, I wonder why quetiapine is NOT a Schedule II substance. I take four pills of Seroquel 400s and then consume a fifth of vodka. Now, does this make me into a drug addict? Well, you've got to be stupid if you took all those drugs and denied addiction. I personally consider myself to be a drug addict and an alcoholic, but I can control myself. When I was on probation I had to not drink alcohol for three months, I just told my doctor what had happened and immediate Serax. Plus the alprazolam I was taking already.
So I did not drink for almost four months to make my probation officer oblivious of the fact that I was planning to resume my alcoholism as soon as the probation was over. Give criminals marijuana to smoke in jail. You Correctional Officers would thank me. Just look at Oz...half the people in jail are there because of drugs.
-@llison
PS. I have recently rediscovered my love of professional wrestling (you know, the one where they beat the shit out of each other but the winner is almost always predetermined). I miss XPW and ECW and the "Steve Austin Kills Everyone" Era. What now these days? I DON'T KNOW WHO IS WHO!!!
PPS. Steve Austin's movie is really good - like Series 7 The Contenders, with everyone being a professional ass-kicker. Also if you like violence of that sort I will recommend Escape From Sobibor, The Grey Zone, Battle Royale I and II, Ichi the Killer, Machine Girl, and an extra reading of Sophie's Choice. Many people die in these films and book.
Yet again,
-@llison Jessicka Fairweather
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