In this, Allison Gains a Boyfriend and Two Fuckbuddies

I mean, okay, come on, I'm a girl so obviously all you horny bastards want to insert your dick in my cunt. Hey, I don't care, treat me as an object, treat me like I'm beautiful (since I am), but for the love of semen, LEARN HOW TO EAT ME OUT.

I was driving around (red flag) while smoking pot and meth after taking four blotters of (what the guy called LSD, but he was black, so he was probably lying) and I saw a group of teenagers near a 7-11. Curious (I'm not stupid, I always carry a firearm because I'm paranoid), I approached these kids and ask them why they're loitering (I was high obviously) and one of the boys asks me how old I was - I almost lied, but then realised they wanted me to buy them beer.

So I told the cutest one that I'd have relations with him and all his friends (including two other girls, both of whom I made out with passionately!) if they gave me a little extra, which I got. So I beckoned this guy called Riley (he seemed to be the ringleader) into a dark alleyway where I proceeded to fuck him silly for the next half hour. Although it makes me look like a whore (I am not), I love the feeling of multiple bursts of warm, white cum on my tits and face. Riley is currently asleep on the couch and I plan to wake his ass up with a blowjob. I know Riley's just a 17-year-old pervert who's watched too much porno, but he's cute, and he's a good fuck. He's six years younger than me but for some reason I'm obsessed with him and he will be my boyfriend.

Riley and I even have the same interests!

1) We are both bisexual.
2) Riley and I both like marijuana.
3) Riley does whatever I say.
4) Turns out Riley has a 14-year-old sister, Rachel, who he has relations with.
5) Rachel is really, really, really hot, even if she's 9 years younger. We've already made out.
6) Riley's friend Cyrus is interested in fucking me too.
7) I met Cyrus's sister, Sabrina, a 15-year-old, over a year ago. We're best friends with a sexual relationship.
8) My sister Jenny, who is 11, is dating Riley's brother Luke, who is 13. They are both sex addicts.
9) I am addicted to meth and so is Riley.
10) Did I mention Riley's 10" dick?
11) I've touched myself on webcam to Riley, Cyrus, and Sabrina. Jenny got a live show.
12) I taught Jenny how to masturbate. Now she wants to eat me out. Yum.

Oh! Also while I'm typing this, my friend Kate knocked on my door and came in. This is strange at almost five in the morning, strange that Kate would come. Turns out both her boyfriends dumped her when they found out about her lies. She needs comfort. She needs my girly little tongue. I love the taste of pussy even more than I love fellating boys; I don't care whose cunt or cock it is, I love the feeling. I'm going to wake Riley up right now. I want a quick fuck before bed and Kate will be involved.

-@llison