Muslims Make Idiots of Themselves Again, No One is Surprised

This is pretty much embarrassing for the entire human species. It's almost like the Muslims are our literally dirty secret, almost like Saddam Hussein, who considered Christians to be cleaner in general than Muslims.

The point I'm making here is that these people are really fucking stupid because this has already happened once before. Remember the Danish Mohammed cartoons? About thirty people were killed during the riots. This is goddamn ridiculous and pathetic. Every single one of those idiotic Muslims who died in the riots the issue caused deserved it. When you make this big of a stupid deal, you deserve to die. Kind of like how all these assholes who are accusing the Pope - THE FUCKING POPE! - of engaging in homosexual acts with choirboys deserve to actually get molested or raped or whatever because I mean, it's the FUCKING POPE.

I could write a billion pages worth of pro-religion crap, but I'm lazy. Even atheist Conservatives like me get involved in this shit. And just to make things clear, I do not mean actual excrement when talking about shit; rather I'm referring to the Token Black Guy who was awarded and accepted a Nobel Peace Prize despite the fact that he did absolutely nothing to deserve it. That kinda shows what a cocksucker he is.

I mean, this faggot with two years of domestic politics under his belt decides to capitalize on his negrocity and win a seat at a political office. The black bastard is totally full of himself.

1. He's not going to repeal prohibition because it would make him look bad in the eyes of the fucking retards who are in favor of it. EVERY SINGLE PERSON WHO IS AGAINST THE LEGALIZATION OF DRUGS IS A FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT AND A STUPID ONE AT THAT. I don't care if a random nigger quits smoking and supports Prohibition just to prove a shitty point I don't care about.

2. Barack Obama HAS A STUPID AGENDA THAT INVOLVES SHUTTING DOWN FUCKING NASA. Because Obama wants his fellow socialists, his butt-buddies in China (I don't mean the real China that is called Taiwan, I'm talking about the entity ruled over by a guy call Mao Tse-Tung. To me it sounds like "must eat dung," which is one of Obama's favorite habits.

3. He's black. This sounds racist, but you guys, tell me, DID HIS RACE IMPACT YOUR DECISION TO VOTE FOR THIS IDIOT? He's the Token Black Guy and he knows it, and believe me, this guy is smart enough to capitalize on his token status.

4. HE CLOSED GUANTANAMO BAY PRISON. I don't know what kind of insanity has come over liberals but it seems that these days, especially under the reign of Mr. Barack Hussein Obama, torturing known terrorists is verboten. KNOWN TERRORISTS NEED I SAY MORE? There is nothing wrong with torture and the Abu Ghraib photographs I found to be hilarous. Because those kinds of terrorists are not considered people. I know. I've lived among them for 15 years so I'm allowed to say that most of them are fucking idiots. Instead "Hay guyz, why don't we send the terrorists to the Illinois State Prison near Chicago. This is the adult equivalent of that idiotic thing about sticks and stones and how words can't break bones.

5. BARACK OBAMA'S DICK GROWS EVEN LONGER as he speaks all this horseshit about disbanding NASA? Congratulations, you're now on the Air Force's hit list. Keep in mind that NASA doesn't only fly rich people to the moon. George W. Bush wanted to put a man on Mars by 2012. Not gonna happen under the this clown's administration. He's served less than two years and already everyone hates the bastard.

6. HE IS NOT REPEALING THE NO-CHILD-LEFT-BEHIND ACT, a stupid move that George W. Bush made while on a drinking binge. But Mr. Obama, why don't you repeal it? Ah, yes. Because it's a liberal policy. By "liberal" I mean "stupid."

-@llison