The most ironic thing you'll read today is the fact that not only is my last name "Fairweather" but it turns out that ALL MY FRIENDS are fairweather friends who are only around when things are going good but don't give a shit about your problems and are never there for you.
The moral of this story is that you should never trust your friends because they will let you down like mine. Oh well, they'll feel sorry once they realize that their goddamn drug dealer is not answering her phone 'cause of this shit.
This is the same person who randomly the other day wandered into my house without calling first. It's like ALL MY FRIENDS ARE LARRY DAVID. Seriously, like what the fuck? It's like there I am fixing an idiotic computer just like every other IT nerd ever and all of the sudden LINDSAY FUCKING RANDOMLY WALKS INTO MY HOUSE WITH HER BOYFRIEND "because they were in the neighborhood." WHAT THE FUCK, THEY DID NOT EVEN CALL ME
Also waving boyfriends in my face makes me want to eat theirs and your flesh. Unless you live in the same state your whole life, you're fucked in college. Military brats tend to be alcoholic suicidal depressed sociopaths because of the communism the Government passes off to its citizens.
Oh by the way keep in mind that when you are so explicit about asking your friend for help and the response is the equivalent of Hank Hill stuck with an emotional person and putting his right hand behind his neck while rubbing it and saying "whell, uh, yep" before simply walking away so I'm bewildered and must think on a different level of reality than you guys.
I love her and her boyfriend but I cannot take it anymore. It's like they are only around when they want drugs from me. Pfft.
And to reduce the emo-ness of this terrible post, YET ANOTHER RAPIST has been found around here in New Mexico. Raping a six-year-old-girl? MY QUESTION IS how did it fit? I used to have a friend who was repeatedly sodomized by her alcoholic father (who doesn't?) but the thing didn't fit. I come to the conclusion that, much like South African infants, ENJOY being sodomized in every hole they have.
Ah, yes. Because black people who DO NOT LIVE IN A CIVILIZED COUNTRY are literally so stupid to think that fucking an infant (probably causing serious BLEEDING) will cure you of the AIDS. I don't even know why Canada even gives a shit. Africa is as lost a cause of a country as my most recent bowel movement. The funny thing here is that if he "accidentally" had raped someone by groping a female ass or IF HE KILLED LIKE 30 GUYS, he probably won't get a "Here Lives a Murderer" when he gets out like they do with rapists. Seriously, if a random rapist comes to my house to inform me that he is a pervert according to the illegitimate government I'd probably let him in and ask him what form of rape got him that stupid sign (of course I'd be armed, after all, every girl ever is terrified of rapists to the point of paranoia that Ronald McDonald statues are removed from the restaurant because he gives small boys erections since every man is a potential rapist). I'm a potential person who will snap your neck and feed on your brain, heart, and liver and deck the Christmas tree with intestines all around. ALL OTHER GIRLS MUST FEAR ME OR MAYBE GUYS I DON'T KNOW, I'M DRUNK AGAIN.
I also give small boys erections as well! Let's put every single girl in the UNITED FUCKING STATES in jail for causing virgins to lose sleep.
-@llison
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