Well apparently now Little Miss Allison is being stalked by nerdy, acne-ridden, Tolkien-obsessed involuntary virgins. That's the last time I reply to a Random, I'll tell you what. When some Lamefag emails me I should stop succumbing to my morbid curiosity. No matter what they say, all DnD-Nerd penises look alike: two inches long and perpetually flaccid due to 30 years of lack of female contact.
I can tell these kind of people from Normals. You must wash any part of your body that comes in contact with such patheticity. Leave the filth there for three hours and your genitals and the rest of your extremeties are as good as having been thrown in that volcano thing that destroys rings. Don't be mistaken, enemies. Those things they refer to as acne are in fact dozens of brain tumors and aneurysms. God has been at war with Tolkien since the day he went to hell. Not even Anton LaVey and Allisteir Crowley would talk to an Orc-Fellating Dwarf-Cum-Guzzler like him. I mean it's OBVIOUS that Saruman is Osama bin Laden and the Orcs are al-Qaeda.
If one of these involuntary virgins asks you if you can integrate E to the X, run away, for like the undead they will persist until you submit to their 2-inch long Viagrafied penises and invisible balls. Don't fall victim to the "Charm" spell. I've seen it turn mice into men. Or was that the other way around? I don't care.
-@llison
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